How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.