What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.