What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.