What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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What is the most searched word on Bing?

Google.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)