What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What's the worst advice you could give an actor right before an audition?

Just go in there and be yourself.