Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!