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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.