Because a Lannister always pays his debts.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
It's pointless just like this post
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
They push two twins together to make a king.
My debt.
They demand credit for everything