What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!