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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.