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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...