What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.