What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.