What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper