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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Why did Tim Tebow's mom protest against the Russian soup truck?

It contained a borscht ton.

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

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What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...