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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.