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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.