What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.