What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!