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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this