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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!