What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.