What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high