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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.