What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.