Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
When you sniff paint, you get high
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A bud hound!
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
A glutamate.
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)
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Dumbbelldor.
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Change.
