Sniff Jokes

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)