You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
When you sniff paint, you get high
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A bud hound!
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
A baby with burst armbands.
She opens the car door.
By opening the car door.
With Easter Eggs!
Most people reddit before
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
A bonding agent.
Making them!!!
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
They like rock.
Getting new shoes every week.
The punch line Found in BL magazine