Sniff Jokes

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What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

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Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

Easter Eggs Jokes More Easter Eggs Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

How do you make a chocolate omelette?

With Easter Eggs!

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men