You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
When you sniff paint, you get high
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A bud hound!
Because his nuts were in his neck!
Claustrophobic
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Baked ham.
Front-end
A kid who loves halalpenos
Baby don't hurt me.
A large pizza can feed a family of 4
Pneumonia Lisa
An increase in battery cases.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
He was just a nerdy digger.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)