Sniff Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

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Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What's a racists favorite song by The Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny