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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.