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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.