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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window