Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!