Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow