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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four