What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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You can't mash Frankenstein.

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You have a shot with a pool table.

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Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Coke addicts.

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A Coke-o-nut.

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The train got windows

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Window.

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Egyptian dummies.

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Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.