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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.