Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Dampen Jokes More Dampen Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Dead Chicken Jokes More Dead Chicken Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.