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Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.