Haunt House Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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