Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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At devil crossings.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.