Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big.

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It's days were numbered.

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

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Boooooooooooooots

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.