Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.