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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!