Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!