Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!