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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!