Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost