Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with