Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!