Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."