Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.