Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.