Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish