Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!