Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!