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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Hoppy disks!