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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny