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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.