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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Villain Jokes More Villain Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.