Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.