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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.