Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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What do you call an overweight Star Wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.