Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)