Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude