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Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Dyke Jokes More Dyke Jokes

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Psychopath Jokes More Psychopath Jokes

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Antagonist Jokes More Antagonist Jokes

What do you call a very small villain?

The Antagonist

What do you call an ant sized villain?

The *ant*agonist.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!