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Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Willem Dafoe Jokes More Willem Dafoe Jokes

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!