Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Psychopath Jokes More Psychopath Jokes

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Lair Jokes More Lair Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.