Villain Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

Why did EA cross the road?

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Willem Dafoe Jokes More Willem Dafoe Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Who's the opposite of Willem Dafoe?

Willem DaFriend.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.