How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...