How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast