Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
A full set of teeth.