Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
A full set of teeth.
Because he's alive.