West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer
The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)
Because he's alive.
A full set of teeth.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
A Stark contrast
Read the label.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.