Teethbrush Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

South Carolina Jokes More South Carolina Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.