What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

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Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!