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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!