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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

South Jokes More South Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.