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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.