Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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Because it had a 4-way.

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I've got a plane to catch

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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way