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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.