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Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why were Mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way