Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that do not sing?

Mt. Rushmore

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Std Jokes More Std Jokes

What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?

One is a cunning runt.

What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you?

Herp-n-derp-es

4 Way Jokes More 4 Way Jokes

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way