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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.