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How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.