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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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420 raze it!

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An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.