Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
About four.
Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline
Let's Rock and Roll.
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)
Because they die in them.
Everywhere!
Hot wheels.
