What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Where does Amy go after the explosion?

EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.