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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you call an attractive person in a wheel chair?

Hot wheels.