Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.