Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.