Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity