Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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What times does the chinaman go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.