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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.