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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport?

Skin-diving!

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".