Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.