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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity