Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip
Just one if it's Lochte'd
Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -