Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
A chicken sedan
A chicken sedan.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans