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How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.