Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

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Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....