West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
Pump-Kin
The Tooth Fairy.
Gummy Bear
It gives them an opportunity to.
Pump Kin
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
They pump kin.
An only child....
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
People got lit and turnt.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A virgin
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
A gummy bear!
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.