West Virginia Jokes

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.