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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic