What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic