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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic