What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Chimney Jokes More Chimney Jokes

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log