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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!