One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Bar soap.
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
He was expecting showers.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Arab spring
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
I forgot to wet the soap.
It's an emulsive lyer.
The robber ducky
Bawdy wash.
Robber ducks!
Yes, it does." she replies.
Robber ducks.
I put soap and water in there every day...
I think we're in sink.
Your Mother.
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
It was a bird of pray
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
There was a face-off in the corner.
Because all of the investors pulled out.
A buffa
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
It takes longer to pick up.
It takes longer to pick up
Muhammad Achoo
A Doberman puncher!
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
