One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Bar soap.
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
He was expecting showers.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Arab spring
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
I forgot to wet the soap.
It's an emulsive lyer.
The robber ducky
Bawdy wash.
Robber ducks!
Yes, it does." she replies.
Robber ducks.
I put soap and water in there every day...
I think we're in sink.
He's still there.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
His vision was based on movements.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
An Atari 2600 has more game.
ME: I can't remember.
They both want tablets for Christmas.
She wanted to see her nephewlope
In the dictionary.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
So he could make a clean getaway.
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Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Rome.
