Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.