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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....