Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

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What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!