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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....