Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Robber Duck Jokes More Robber Duck Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What do you call a thieving duck?

A robber duck....