Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.