Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!