Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why did Batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.