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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant