Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.