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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!