Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!