Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!