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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!