Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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He took the rhombus.

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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Poverty

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Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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He might Peek at Chu!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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Lobster

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.