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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.