Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Who are these women?

Women working at 900 numbers.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Meteorologist Jokes More Meteorologist Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.