Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.