Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.