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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.