Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

Two. One from front and another from behind.

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.