Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth