What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render buildings on the other side

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What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali