What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Ramadamadan.

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He types, "HALOL"

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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The elevator men are on strike!

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What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!