Ali Jokes

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!