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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Waswas Jokes More Waswas Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Gaseous Clay Jokes More Gaseous Clay Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why don't girls count to two?

Because they "can't even."

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!