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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)