Ali Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

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What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

What's a cardiologist's favourite kind of music?

The step.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.