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Ali Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning