Ali Jokes

What's Shaking?

Not Ali....

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Muhammad Ali Jokes More Muhammad Ali Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.