What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!