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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

Snooker Jokes More Snooker Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.