He snooker in!
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
B-room service.
Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Bada bing!
About 3000 miles!
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Toastyyy!
He was feeling down
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Bark Ruffaro
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
