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Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.