Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!