One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
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To pot the brown.
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The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
A-cue-stick.
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Because it was baroquen.
They've never known what home is.
Artificial Intelligence!