Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.