Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.