Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.