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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.