Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Whats Asuma sensei's favorite jutsu?

Ninja art.. CAMEL CRUSH!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains