What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.