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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.