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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Which elf likes to click pictures?

SELFie

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.