Mountain Goat Jokes

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.