What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that