Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Whats more offensive than black face?

Orange face.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.