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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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You can't tuna fish!

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Jackpot!