What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!