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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.