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Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

Wryly.