What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!