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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Handful Jokes More Handful Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.