What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.