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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Handful Jokes More Handful Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.