The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
King's Landing
A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
Paints the town red
Because red blue green.
How hard you squeeze it.
The Grudge at a rave.
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
A Police Shootout
Red blue green.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A nun with multiple stab wounds.
Because Red Blue Green.
With tortilla chips
A handshake
Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles
The steaks are too high.
Both crews were marooned.
Red paint.
Sandy
Know your roll!
Cause they carry pistils.
The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
Green paint.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because they don't believe in the KKK
