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Red Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Queen Elizabeth Jokes More Queen Elizabeth Jokes

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Elizabeth Jokes More Elizabeth Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.