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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...