Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
The Moolag
Because there's no Stalin.
None, it only takes Tolkiens
You can't play football with the remote.
They both shake it off.
You don't want to look down.
Copernicus.
They have a polar pole poll.
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Aluminatti foil