Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.