Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
For me, a year's supply.
A little bit froggy
Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.
A Ducktor.
Why don't you try icing it
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
He came to work baked.
Because it was crumby.
