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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Crumby Jokes More Crumby Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter