Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter