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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Crumby Jokes More Crumby Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.