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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Crumby Jokes More Crumby Jokes

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter