Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.