Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter